Jump on The BandWagon 4

[Chance1234]

About time this came back !


anyway heres the start,


INT: Kitchen DAY

we see a young women enter into the kitchen , she is wearing a dressing gown and is carrying the mail in her hand. we notice that she is walking with a slight limp. THIS IS KATE

we see kate sit down at the table and begin to go through her mail,


it is just then when................




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[assyrix]

ED:
I tell her time and again to be careful with those old gheezers - but no, she has to shag them to death. Gor blimey!

(Ed looks up and we see a couple of freshly paved-over holes in the garden).

(Ed turns around to grab the bag and dump it into the ground - but it's empty! Suddenly we hear loud moaning noises coming from the kitchen. Ed runs into the house, stops at the kitchen door and watches with a mixture of shock and amusement how Kate...)

[randombob666]

gives birth to a still born dwarf that she uses to beat to death the un-dead fiend who is clawing at her groin.

ED- (screaming)Nooooo, you forgot about the dirty fork.

ED reaches into his pocket and...

[ninjamonkie]

[Closeup] pulls it out with a handful of cum.

[Not closeup] Ed looks at his cum, that is all bloody, and opens his fly, to discover an outrageous hardon. He says to his penis: oh, you ARE sick!

Then he goes to his computer, [Closeup] clicking on his link [short clip of the cum covered mouse] to "eXposure's 'Guerilla Film-Maker's Forum'"
and types:

"About time this came back !

anyway heres the start,


INT: Kitchen DAY
...

[randombob666]

Kate- (screaming) what are you doing ED? Stop f##king with the pc and help abort this dwarf.

ED continues to stare at the screen.

Ed - darling this is my work, my work is very important.

Kate- (proding the dead fiend on the ground) you havn't worked in years Ed

ED- Liar, I am a film maker, that is my work, it's very important work and I must leave you for it.

Kate- But ED we told each other everything!

Ed- I know, and that's why I gotta do this...

Ed turns round and throws a handfull of bloody cum into kates face, she screams.
Ed picks up the dwarf .

ED (To dwarf) you will be my parter, we will take hollywood by storm with my no-budget movie - 'Elton John Shits on roadkill'

Still born Dwarf- But Ed you've never made a film in your life.

Ed - yes I have ...(pause)....Twice...Once in 1983 when I had my third born, and again in 1987 at the premier of robocop.Now let us go .

Still born dawarf- ok, partner.

They exit the house and walk down the street hand in hand into the sun set, towards hollwood where the will realise theier dreams,

CUT TO- INT. Producers office. DAY.

Producer(To ED and Still born Dwarf)- And you say it's called ' Elton John shits on abortions'?

ED- Roadkill, not abortions , roadkill.

Producer smiles

Producer- I think the idea is....

[shirt]

GREAT! Just great... Hmmm. Now where do we start? Should we give Tommy Cruise a call first to play the lead, or give Jamie Cameron a call to go over the budget?

Ed - Actually sir, um. I was kind of hoping that it could be a no-budget film.

Producer - WHAT?!?!? (Very angry!)

Dwarf - Well... Money isn't everything... You see our film will rely on creativity alone, and we will not even need a cent!

Ed - We have Hi-8!

Just then, in walks...

[ninjamonkie]

the great artist.
TGA: I shall lead you through the filming process, i know everything about creativity and no budget. I don't even care about the cast.
Dwarf: Do you think i'm short? (I think i'm about averege?) Maybe we'll make a short movie after all?
Ed: After all, it's not the size that matters, it's the motion of the ocean. But let's be careful, we don't wanna be sellouts.
[In walks will smith, quietly, puts on his sunglasses, then starts rapping]:
I want to make a movie,
cause i am kinda groooooovie...

[shirt]

We see through the kitchen window that ED, KATE'S husband is digging a hole. A few meters away from him lies a huge garbage bag which is about the size of a body.

But could it be?

CUT TO:
EXT. Ed and Kate's Garden.

[nice girl]

PRODUCER (Interupting)- Who the fuck let you in here!! ED- No wait I think he's got a point! DWARF (To ED)-But you said this would be a low budget movie! now we'll have to pay him big willy style as a consultant or adviser or something! Shit ED you said we'd be partners. ENTER MARTIN SCORSESE, Martin- What the fuck is this, gay boys go on picnic? ED- Fuck off Martin your a big budget sell out!
Martin fix's Ed with an icey stare, then slowly reaches down to his shoe..

[Chance1234]

it was just then, if by majic the shopkeeper apeared....